Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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