White coat. Heels.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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