Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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