omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
the raccoons are back...
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