Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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