If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Randomize
