with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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