Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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