All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Randomize
