I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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