i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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