In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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