He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Everyone says I win the strip club
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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