yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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