I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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