going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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