No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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