If i come over, it means nothing
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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