found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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