it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We are two peas in an std pod
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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