idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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