just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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