dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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