sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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