I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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