i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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