So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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