Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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