1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If I die, sorry about rent.
I am available for nakedness
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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