he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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