I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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