Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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