its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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