This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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