Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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