I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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