I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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