He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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