She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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