party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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