Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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