Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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