Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
His hands were made for my vagina.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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