we're blogging at a bar
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Someone came in the potted fern
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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