I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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