you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
