So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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