At least make sure they are 18
Why
I want to make a zoo with you.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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