I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
