I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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